Blonde Jokes

HUGE Collection of funny blonde jokes! Dumb Blondes, Slutty Blonds, Dirty blonde, we have them all! ROFL with your friends when you read this collection of over 1000 blonde jokes.

Who Won the Race

Q: Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde ran a race. Who won?
A: Santa flies, not runs... there aren't any smart blondes, so the dumb blonde it must be!

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Smart Blonde Jokes) , Blonde Jokes (Dumb Blonde Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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Blonde Ballerinas

Did you hear about the blonde who, after watching the ballerinas, wondered why they didn't get taller girls?

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Dumb Blonde Jokes)
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Phone Call

"Hi Mom, it's me." "Hi Sally, are you okay? I thought you were with your father at the hardware store, looking for a drill." "Yeah, I was, but I got arrested and they've let me make one phone call, and that's why I'm calling you." "Oh my God, what happened?"
"Oh, I punched this African-American woman in the face." "What on earth . . . Why did you do that?"
"Well, it really wasn't my fault. Dad told me to find a Black and Decker. Mom, I knocked the shit out of her!"

Categories: Telephone Jokes , Racist Jokes (Black Jokes) , Blonde Jokes (Dumb Blonde Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Daughter Jokes)
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