Blonde Jokes

HUGE Collection of funny blonde jokes! Dumb Blondes, Slutty Blonds, Dirty blonde, we have them all! ROFL with your friends when you read this collection of over 1000 blonde jokes.

Blind Man

A blonde girl just stepped into the bathtub when the doorbell rang. "Who is it?" "Blind man," came the response. Feeling charitable, the blonde dashed from the tub without bothering to put on any clothes, grabbed her purse, and opened the door. The man's jaw dropped and he stammered, "Wh-where do you want me to put these blinds, lady?" 

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Dumb Blonde Jokes) , Disability Jokes (Blind Jokes) , Sexist Jokes (About Women) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
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Blonde Played Hockey

Q: How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?
A: She fell out of the tree.

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Dumb Blonde Jokes) , Sports Jokes (Hockey Jokes) , Riddles
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Blonde Operation

A young blonde lady is in the hospital for an operation.  She says, "Doc, how long after my operation will I have to wait until I can have sex again?"
He says, "You know, Miss Stukowski, you're the first person who ever asked me that before a tonsillectomy!"

Categories: Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Blonde Jokes (Slutty Blonde)
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