Blonde Jokes

HUGE Collection of funny blonde jokes! Dumb Blondes, Slutty Blonds, Dirty blonde, we have them all! ROFL with your friends when you read this collection of over 1000 blonde jokes.

Blind Man

A blonde girl just stepped into the bathtub when the doorbell rang. "Who is it?" "Blind man," came the response. Feeling charitable, the blonde dashed from the tub without bothering to put on any clothes, grabbed her purse, and opened the door. The man's jaw dropped and he stammered, "Wh-where do you want me to put these blinds, lady?" 

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Dumb Blonde Jokes) , Disability Jokes (Blind Jokes) , Sexist Jokes (About Women) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
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Blonde Played Hockey

Q: How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?
A: She fell out of the tree.

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Dumb Blonde Jokes) , Sports Jokes (Hockey Jokes) , Riddles
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Blonde Mother-to-Be

The young blonde bride made her first appointment with a gynecologist and told him that she and her husband wished to start a family. "We've been trying for months now, doctor, and I don't seem to be able to get pregnant," she confessed miserably. "I'm sure we´ll solve your problem," the doctor reassured her. "If you'll just take off your clothes and get up on the examining table." "Well, all right, doctor," agreed the young woman, blushing, "but I'd rather have my husband's baby.

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Dumb Blonde Jokes) , Sex Jokes , Sexist Jokes (About Women)
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