Bar Jokes

Crazy Woman

A wild-eyed and butt-ugly old woman walked into a crowded bar in downtown Washington, DC waving a pistol. She yelled out, "I have a Kimber 1911 with seven rounds in the mag and one in the chamber. I want to know who's been sleeping with my husband!" 
A female voice from the back of the room yelled back at her, "You're gonna' need more ammo Hillary!"

Categories: Political Jokes (About Democrats) , Bar Jokes (Walks Into a Bar) , Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes)
Submitted BY: PatB

Original Horse Joke

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?"

Categories: Animal Jokes (Horse Jokes) , Bar Jokes (Animal in Bar Jokes) , Bar Jokes (Walks Into a Bar)
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Anonymous

Irish Tradition

I was reading an article last night about fathers and sons, and memories came flooding back of the time I took my son out for his first pint.
Off we went to our local pub which is only two blocks from the house. I got him a Guinness. He didn't like it, so I drank it. Then I got him a Stroh’s, he didn't like that either, so I drank it. It was the same with the Molson's and the Labatt's.
I thought maybe he'd like whiskey better than beer so we tried a Jameson's, nope! By the time I realized he just didn't like to drink I was so fookin' shit-faced I could hardly push the stroller back home!

Categories: Holiday Jokes (St. Patrick's Day Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Irish Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Bar Jokes (Drunk Jokes)
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