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Abusing the Privilege

Jack has the right to be ugly, but he abuses the privilege!

Yo Mama Breastfeed

Yo mama so ugly, she had to get you drunk to breastfeed.

Colorful Face

Q: I have a green nose, three red mouths, and four purple ears. What am I?
A: Ugly!

Beautiful Girl in Russia

Q: What do you call a beautiful girl in Russia?

A: A tourist.

Motorist Stopped By Police

Q: A policeman stops a motorist and asks, "Excuse me, sir, have you been drinking?"
A: The motorist says, "Why -- do I got an ugly girl next to me?"