''Did you ever find the guy?'' ''What guy?'' ''The guy who beat you with the ugly stick!''
Abusing the Privilege
Jack has the right to be ugly, but he abuses the privilege!
Yo Mama Breastfeed
Yo mama so ugly, she had to get you drunk to breastfeed.
Q: I have a green nose, three red mouths, and four purple ears. What am I?
Beautiful Girl in Russia
Q: What do you call a beautiful girl in Russia?
A: A tourist.