You've got the perfect weapon against muggers. Your face.
Yo Mama - Look Up
Yo mama so ugly, when she looks up, it starts to rain.
You have a face made for radio.
A survey revealed that people who speak more than one language are considered more attractive.
Unless that language is Klingon
Yo Mama - Dog
Yo mama is so ugly, her dog closes his eyes when it humps her leg.