Motorist Stopped By Police
Q: A policeman stops a motorist and asks, "Excuse me, sir, have you been drinking?"
A: The motorist says, "Why -- do I got an ugly girl next to me?"
Yo mama is so ugly when she threw a boomerang it wouldn't come back
Yo Mama - Fix It Felix
Yo mama is so ugly Fix-It Felix said, "I can't fix it."
Yo Mama - Halloween
Yo mama ugly, she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
Dark Ages Insult
You should have been born in the Dark Ages, you look terrible in the light.