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Appearance Jokes - Ugly Jokes

Boo!
If I was as ugly as you were, I wouldn't say "Hi" to people. I'd say "BOO!"
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The Mirror
While walking the red carpet, a celebrity turned to the paparazzi standing nearby. "This," she said, "I suppose, is one of those hideous representations you call modern art?" "No, madam," replied the paparazzi. "That one's called a mirror."
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Yo Mama - Reflection
Yo mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror, her reflection ducks.
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