Appearance Jokes - Ugly Jokes

Boo!

If I was as ugly as you were, I wouldn't say "Hi" to people. I'd say "BOO!"

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Anonymous

The Mirror

While walking the red carpet, a celebrity turned to the paparazzi standing nearby. "This," she said, "I suppose, is one of those hideous representations you call modern art?" "No, madam," replied the paparazzi. "That one's called a mirror."

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Anonymous

Yo Mama - Reflection

Yo mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror, her reflection ducks.

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