What is Gray
Q: What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?
A: A mouse-tache!
Goth people wear black to reflect the color of their souls...
Except ginger goths. They go naked.
Q: How do you make love to a redhead?
Famous Movie Star
"You remind me of a famous movie star." "Really? Which one?" "Lassie."
Use as Directed
Q: What happened when the guy used hairspray on his moustache?
A: He got a stiff upper-lip.