Appearance Jokes - Hair Jokes

Fair Play

A married man was visiting his “girlfriend” when she suggested that he shave his beard. “Oh Ken, I like your beard, but I would really love to see your handsome face.” Ken replied, “My wife loves this beard, there is no way I could shave it, she would kill me!!” “Oh please?” the girlfriend asked again in a sexy little voice. Ken sighed and finally gave in and shaved his face smooth.
That night Ken crawled into bed with his wife while she was sleeping. His wife woke up, reached over and felt his face and said, “Oh Tony, you shouldn't be here, my husband will be home soon!”

Anonymous

What is Gray

Q: What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?
A: A mouse-tache!

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Anonymous

Ginger Goths

Goth people wear black to reflect the color of their souls... 
Except ginger goths. They go naked.

Anonymous