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Yo Mama - In Tights

Yo mama so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearing tights!

Yo Momma - Big Bird

Yo mama's so fat, she makes Big Bird look like a rubber duck.

Weight Loss Goal

I had a goal to lose 20 Pounds by the end of the year.

30 pounds to go.

Yo Mama - Whale

Yo mama so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me."

Yo Mama - Smoked Ham

Yo mama so fat, she smokes hams after sex.