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Backing Up

Yo mama's so fat, when she walks backwards you hear, "Beep! Beep! Beep!"

Fat Nickname

You'll be so fat after Thanksgiving your new nickname will be "Daaaamn!"

Yo Mama - Island

Yo mama so fat, when she was swimming she was mistaken for an island!

Yo Momma - Helicopter

Yo momma's so fat that the last time that she wore a T-shirt with an X on it a helicopter tried to land on her.

Yo Mama - Fat

Yo mama so fat, I don't have to make a joke.