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Yo Mama - Sleeps

Yo Mama is so fat that when she sleeps around the house, she sleeps AROUND the house.

You Know You're Fat

You know you're getting fat when you say you're fat in front of your friends and nobody corrects you.

Yo Momma - Talking Scale

Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a talking scale and it told her, "Sorry, we don't do livestock."

Yo Momma - Light

Your mamma is so fat when god said let there be light he asked her to step out of the way.

Yo Mama - Duct Tape

Yo mama so fat, she uses duct tape for band-aids.