Yo Mama - Disturbing The Peace
Yo mama so ugly she stuck her head out the window and was arrested for disturbing the peace!
Yo Mama - Hairy
Yo mama so hairy, she looks like a Chia pet with a sweater on.
Yo Mama - Spoiled
Yo mama so fat her legs are like spoiled milk - white and chunky!
Yo Mama - Blind Kids
Yo mama so ugly, she scares blind kids away.
Yo Mama - Stretch Marks
Yo mama so fat, she leaves stretch marks in the tub.