Graveyard Hair Salon
Q: What was the name of the hair salon next to the graveyard?
A: "Curl Up and Dye."
Yo Mama - Monster Truck
Yo mama so fat, she got hit by a monster truck and said, "Who pushed me?"
Yo Mama - Zoo
Yo mama so ugly when she took you to the zoo, the owner thanked you for bringing her back!
Yo Mama - Disturbing The Peace
Yo mama so ugly she stuck her head out the window and was arrested for disturbing the peace!
Yo Mama - Hairy
Yo mama so hairy, she looks like a Chia pet with a sweater on.