Yo Mama - Mattress
Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.
Ugly Drop Off
You're so ugly, when yo mama dropped you off at school, she got a ticket for littering!
Yo Mama - Kool Aid
Yo mama so fat, she wore a red sweater and everyone thought she was the Kool-Aid man.
Yo Mama - Godzilla
Yo mama so fat, she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.
Q: Where does your nose go when it gets hungry?
A: Booger King!!!