Appearance Jokes

Royal Wedding

Q: Why are they serving cookies at the Royal Wedding this weekend?
A: To show how a touch of brown sugar makes a ginger snap.

Categories: Riddles , Racist Jokes (Black Jokes) , Appearance Jokes (Hair Jokes)
Anonymous

Act Your Age

A 6'4'' ninth grader was acting up in class. His teacher looked at him and said, ''Act your age, not your shoe size.'' The boy looks down at his size 14 shoes, then says, ''But they're the same.''

Categories: Jokes about Kids (School Kids Jokes) , Appearance Jokes (Feet Jokes)
Anonymous

Shades of Grey

My wife said she wanted to see 50 shades of grey.
So I took a photo of her hair.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , One-Liner Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman) , Old Age Jokes , Appearance Jokes (Hair Jokes)
Anonymous