Appearance Jokes

Naked Owner

An elephant sees his owner naked and asks, "How you drink water with that?"

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Yo Mama - Sections

Yo mama so fat she has to wake up in sections.

Anonymous

Funny Thought - Fools Gold

Has anyone ever really been fooled by fool's gold? I mean come on, it looks as about as real as Joan Rivers' face!

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Submitted BY: TrentMabry