Appearance Jokes

Another Saturday Night

Q: Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?
A: Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!

Categories: Blonde Jokes , Appearance Jokes (Hair Jokes) , Insult Jokes , Riddles
Anonymous

Yo Mama - Stuck Between Poles

Yo mama so fat, she once got stuck between the North and South Pole.

Categories: Yo Momma Jokes (Yo Momma So Fat) , Insult Jokes (Fat Insult Jokes) , Appearance Jokes (Fat Jokes)
Anonymous

No Worries

A fat teenager is sitting on a park bench eating a huge bag of potato chips.
The man sitting next to him looks over and says, "Eating too much junk food is bad for you." The boy looked over and replied, "My great grandfather lived to be one hundred and five". The man replies, "And he ate lots of junk food?"
"No" says the boy, "he minded his own fucking business."

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Appearance Jokes (Fat Jokes) , Jokes about Kids (School Kids Jokes)
Anonymous