Appearance Jokes

Guess

I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it, so I said "Implants?"

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Anonymous

Fat Bathtub

You'll be so fat after Thanksgiving you'll fill the bathtub before you even turn on the water.

Anonymous

Beauty is Only Skin Deep

I’m tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin deep. That’s deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas?

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Submitted BY: Jean Kerr