Appearance Jokes

Face to Face

Person 1: "Hey, how's your face feeling?"
Person 2: "Fine. Why?"
Person 1: "Because it's killing me!"

Anonymous

Large Violas

Q: Why are violas so large?
A: It is an optical illusion. It's not that the violas are large, just that the viola player's heads are so small.

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Anonymous

Born Ugly

When you were born, you were so ugly, the doctor slapped your mother.

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Anonymous