Appearance Jokes

Like a Tortiose

When it comes to women, I am like the tortiose. I like to get there before the hair.

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Yo Mama - Godzilla

Yo mama so fat, Godzilla tried to fuck her and fell in.

Anonymous

Yo Mama - Road Map

Yo mama so fat, her panty lines look like a road map.

Anonymous