Appearance Jokes

Born Ugly

When you were born, you were so ugly, the doctor slapped your mother.

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Crooked Teeth

Your sister's teeth are so crooked, Amtrack had to install her braces.

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Blonde's Bellybutton

Q: Why was the Blonde's bellybutton bruised?
A: Her husband was a blonde too!

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