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Flies

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. "What are you doing?" She asked. "Hunting Flies" He responded. "Oh. Killing any?" She asked."Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied. Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?" He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."

Flea Bite

Q: How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

A: Start from scratch!

Ding Dong Bee

Q: What do you get if you cross a bee with a door bell?

A: A hum dinger!

Smart Insect

Q: What has 6 legs, bites and talks in code?

A: A morese-quito!

Flying Bee

Q: What goes zzub, zzub?

A: A bee flying backwards!