A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. "What are you doing?" She asked. "Hunting Flies" He responded. "Oh. Killing any?" She asked."Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied. Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?" He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."
Q: How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
A: Start from scratch!
Ding Dong Bee
Q: What do you get if you cross a bee with a door bell?
A: A hum dinger!
Q: What has 6 legs, bites and talks in code?
A: A morese-quito!
Q: What goes zzub, zzub?
A: A bee flying backwards!