Q: What do you call army ants when they fight?
Q: What insect runs away from everything?
A: A flea!
Would a fly without wings be called a "walk"?
A termite walks into a bar and asks, "Is the bar tender here?"
I was visiting my son and daughter-in-law last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper. "This is the 21st century, old man," he said. "We don’t waste money on newspapers. Here, you can borrow my iPad."
I can tell you, that fly never knew what hit it…