Black Widow Spiders
Q: Why do female black widow spiders kill the male after mating?
A: To stop the snoring before it starts.
Dog at Flea Circus
Q: What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?
A: He stole the show!
Q: What did the confused bee say?
A: To bee or not to bee!
Parrot and Centipede
Q: What do you get if you cross a parrot with a centipede?
A: A great walkie-talkie!
He Has A Cold
Q: What goes hum-choo, hum choo?
A: A bee with a cold!