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Animal Jokes - Insect Jokes
Flies
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. "What are you doing?" She asked. "Hunting Flies" He responded. "Oh. Killing any?" She asked."Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied. Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?" He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."
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Bug Love
Q: What happened to the two bedbugs who fell in love?
A: They got married in the spring.
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Flee!
Q: What insect runs away from everything?
A: A flea!
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