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The best jokes and joke writers!

Confused Bee

Q: What did the confused bee say?

A: To bee or not to bee!

Parrot and Centipede

Q: What do you get if you cross a parrot with a centipede?

A: A great walkie-talkie!

He Has A Cold

Q: What goes hum-choo, hum choo?

A: A bee with a cold!

Smartphone Bug

Q: Why was there a bug in the Smartphone?

A: It was looking for a byte to eat.

Thin Glow Worm

Q: What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?

A: He was de-lighted!