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A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a midwest town he planned to visit on his vacation. He wrote, "I would very much like to bring my dog with me. He is well groomed and very well behaved. Would you be willing to permit me to keep him in my room with me at night?" An immediate reply came from the hotel owner, who said, "I've been operating this hotel for many years. In all that time, I've never had a dog steal towels, bedclothes, silverware or pictures off the walls. I've never had to evict a dog in the middle of the night for being drunk and disorderly. And I've never had a dog run out on a hotel bill. Yes, indeed, your dog is welcome at my hotel. And, if your dog will vouch for you, you're welcome to stay here, too."
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Problem with a dog
Police officer: Excuse me, but your dog has been chasing a man on his bicycle.
Dog owner: Are you crazy? My dog can't even ride a bicycle.
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Facts of Life
- Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes, there's too much fraternizing with the enemy.
- There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.
- Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives.
- Don't worry about the world ending today...It's already tomorrow in Australia. (unless you're in Australia -then start worrying)
- Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
- Character is what you are. Reputation is what people think you are.
- Drive carefully, It's not only cars that can be recalled by their maker.
- A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.
- A man usually feels better after a few winks, especially if she winks back.
- Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
- The facts, although interesting, are irrelevant.
- There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
- A man who says marriage is a 50-50 proposition doesn't understand two things: 1 - Women, 2 - Fractions.
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