Looks Good On A Lawyer
Q: What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
A: A Doberman pinscher.
Q: What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic?
A: His bark was much worse than it's bite!
Q: Worst part about a dead puppy?
A: Walking them is a real drag.
Dog Sniffing Flowers
Q: What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers?
A: A bud hound!
For a holiday, Mulvaney decided to go to Switzerland to fulfill a lifelong dream and climb the Matterhorn. He hired a guide and just as they neared the top, the men were caught in a snow slide. Three hours later, a Saint Bernard plowed through to them, a keg of brandy tied under his chin. "Hooray!" shouted the guide. "Here comes man's best friend!" "Yeah," said Mulvaney. "An' look at the size of the dog that's bringin' it!"