Does He Bite
A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with a dog at his feet. "Does your dog bite?" "No."A few minutes later the dog takes a huge chunk out of his leg. "I thought you said your dog didn't bite!" the man says indignantly. "That's not my dog."
Can You Hear Me Now
Q: What do you give to a fisherman who is going deaf?
A: A herring aid.
Cows Night Out
Q: Where do cows go on a Saturday night?
A: To the moo-vies!
Knock Knock - Owls
That's right! Owls hoo!
Q: What do you get when you cross a black cat with a lemon?
A: A sour puss.