Q: What do ducks like to eat?
Q: What did the turkey do in the Thanksgiving Day Parade?
A: He played his drumsticks!
Q: How do cows do mathematics?
A: They use a cow-culator.
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game?
A: Their bats flew away.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud and cross the road again?
A: Because he was a dirty double-crosser!