Q: What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant?
A: SWIMMING TRUNKS !!!
Q: Where do frogs keep their money?
A: In a river bank!
Cows Night Out
Q: Where do cows go on a Saturday night?
A: To the moo-vies!
Asian Pet Store
Q: What's the problem with an Asian pet store?
A: There's always a kitchen in the back!
Q: Why do turkeys eat so little?
A: Because they are always stuffed!