Cows Night Out
Q: Where do cows go on a Saturday night?
A: To the moo-vies!
Q: Why do turkeys eat so little?
A: Because they are always stuffed!
Knock Knock - Ants
Ants in your pants!
Q: What's invisible and smells like carrots?
A: Bunny Farts!
Q: What did the turkey do in the Thanksgiving Day Parade?
A: He played his drumsticks!