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Does He Bite

A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with a dog at his feet. "Does your dog bite?" "No."A few minutes later the dog takes a huge chunk out of his leg. "I thought you said your dog didn't bite!" the man says indignantly. "That's not my dog."

Can You Hear Me Now

Q: What do you give to a fisherman who is going deaf?

A: A herring aid.

Cows Night Out

Q: Where do cows go on a Saturday night?

A: To the moo-vies!

Knock Knock - Owls

Knock knock

Who's there?

Owls

Owls who?

That's right! Owls hoo!

Cat Mix

Q: What do you get when you cross a black cat with a lemon?

A: A sour puss.