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The best jokes and joke writers!

Pool Party

Q: What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant?

A: SWIMMING TRUNKS !!!

Frog Bucks

Q: Where do frogs keep their money?

A: In a river bank!

Cows Night Out

Q: Where do cows go on a Saturday night?

A: To the moo-vies!

Asian Pet Store

Q: What's the problem with an Asian pet store?

A: There's always a kitchen in the back!

Turkey Snacks

Q: Why do turkeys eat so little?

A: Because they are always stuffed!