Animal Jokes

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Snake Hand

Q: Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous snake?
A: Someone else's.

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Elvis Bite

Q: What did Elvis say after he was bitten my a vampire?
A: Fang you, Fang you very much!

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Redneck Walk

You might be a redneck if...
You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree to relieve yourselves.

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