Q: What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter Bunny?
A: Bugs Bunny.
Q: What do you get if you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Birdie, birdie in the sky
Dropped some white stuff in my eye
I'm a big girl I won't cry
I'm just glad that cows don't fly
Q: How do frogs die?
A: They Kermit suicide!
Q: What do tigers sing at Christmas?
A: "Jungle Bells".