Animal Jokes

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Cross The Road For Toilet

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.

Q: Why did she go to the other side?
A: To go to the bar.

Q: Why did she go to the bar?
A To go to the toilet.
Q: Why did she go to the toilet?
A: Because that's where all the cocks hang out.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Animal Jokes (Chicken & Cross-the-Road Jokes) , Cross the Road Jokes (Chicken Cross the Road Jokes) , Riddles , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Word Play Jokes
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Parable Revisited

The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese!

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Animal Jokes (Bird Jokes)
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Cat Technical Support

This is an actual account by a worker at a technical support and service center. One particular customer had an old console - type machine with a print head that would ride back and forth on a spiral shaft. They also had a big bushy cat who liked to sit on the edge of the printer next to the operator. Well, one day we got a service call that said, "Cat caught in machine, come quick!" When I arrived I saw everyone sitting around mending their various wounds, scratches and contusions. No sight of the cat. It appears that while they were running the machine the cat was twirling his tail in his usual fashion and stuck it down into the printer at the most inopportune time and got sucked in! Apparently, the cat absolutely freaked out and clawed at everyone who came close. They finally freed the cat, and to this day, the cat goes nowhere near the machine.

Categories: Animal Jokes (Cat Jokes) , Work & Office Jokes
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