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Have a Another Drink
A Scotsman who was driving home one night, ran into a car driven by an Englishman. The Scotsman got out of the car to apologize and offered the Englishman a drink from a bottle of whiskey. The Englishman was glad to have a drink. "Go on," said the Scot, "have another drink." The Englishman drank gratefully. "But don't you want one, too?" he asked the Scotsman. "Perhaps," replied the Scotsman, "after the police have gone."
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Men And Pigs
Q: What is the difference between men and pigs?
A: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.
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Animal Jokes
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Anonymous
Cliff Diving
Q: Why did the Mexican guy throw his wife off of a cliff?
A: Tequila!
Categories:
Relationship Jokes
(Marriage Jokes)
, Alcohol Jokes
(Tequila Jokes)
, Racist Jokes
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Submitted BY: dmoody
