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Quickie

You know you've been married too long when a "Quickie" before dinner now means a drink.

Russian Camel

Q: What's the difference between a camel and a Russian?

A: A camel can walk for 30 days without drinking but a Russian can drink for 30 days without walking.

God Created Alcohol

Q: Why did God create alcohol?

A: So ugly people could have sex, too.

Shaky Hand

Patient: Doctor, Doctor You've got to help me! I just can't stop my hands shaking!

Doc: Do you drink a lot?

Patient: Not really - I spill most of it!

Irish Guy in the Hospital

Q: How can you tell the Irish guy in the hospital?

A: He's the one blowing the foam off of his bedpan.