Profession Jokes - Teacher Jokes

Teachers Care

Q: Which teachers care the most about their students?
A: Math teachers, because every student counts.

Categories: Profession Jokes (Teacher Jokes) , School Jokes (Elementary School Jokes) , Math & Science Jokes (Mathematics) , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
Anonymous

Get out of Bed

A woman realizes her son has not yet gotten out of bed for school. She goes into his bedroom and tells him to get up or he will miss breakfast. "No," the son replies. "I don't wanna go to school!" "You HAVE to go to school," the mother scolds. "No! The kids are mean to me, the teachers don't like me, and the lunches are icky." "You WILL go to school, young man," the mother warns. "Why? Why do I have to go to school today?" the son asks. The mother is about to lose her patience. "Because you're the principal, now get out of bed!"

Categories: Profession Jokes (Teacher Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes) , Jokes about Kids (School Kids Jokes) , School Jokes (Elementary School Jokes)
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Anonymous

Biggest Liar

Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room. The teacher says, "Why are you arguing?" One boy answers, "We found a ten dollor bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie." "You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher, "When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was!" The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.

Categories: Money Jokes , Profession Jokes (Teacher Jokes) , Jokes about Kids (School Kids Jokes)
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