Profession Jokes - Teacher Jokes

Homework

Q: Why did the student eat her homework?
A: Because the teacher said it would be a 'piece of cake'.

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Fair Punishment

Boy: Will you punish me for something I didn't do?
Teacher: Of course not!
Boy: Good, cause I didn't do my homework!

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Do the Math

The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class.
She called on him and said, "Johnny! what are 4, 2, 28 and 44?"
Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC, CBS, HBO and the Cartoon Network!"

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