Profession Jokes - Teacher Jokes

Kidneys for Brains

The teacher asked her students if anyone knew the answer to 2+2, they had three tries or they would not get recess. The first kid said "Uh, 14?".  "No," the teacher said. The second kid said "3.8"?  "Not quite", the teacher said. Finally the third kid said "That's easy, 4".  "Yes, you all get recess now". On the playground, the kids asked how he knew the answer and he said, "It's all about the Kidneys!" as he pointed to his head.

Categories: Jokes about Kids (School Kids Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Teacher Jokes)
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Governor's Halloween Party

One Halloween the governor was giving a costume party. All the gentry were there and as they arrived the doorman would announce what there characters were. When one couple arrived he announced "Mickey and Minnie Mouse". As the next couple arrived he announced "Tarzan and Jane" and so on as each guest arrived. Later in the evening a man arrived dressed only in a pair of underpants but apart from that totally naked from head to toe. "Who do you think you are?" demanded the doorman. Having ascertained that the man was indeed an invited guest from the local university CS department the doorman asked "How shall I announce you?" The man said, "I'm premature ejaculation" "I'm very sorry sir", said the doorman in obvious shock, "I cannot announce anything like that to such a gathering." "O.K." said the professor. "Just say I came in my pants"

Categories: Holiday Jokes (Halloween Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Teacher Jokes) , Sexist Jokes (About Men) , Sex Jokes (Masturbation Jokes)
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Anonymous

Paper Airplane

A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked, "What's the problem, Carol? I hope it's not homework again."
"Well, uh, yes, it is." replied Carol. "I was stupid and made my homework paper into a paper airplane."
"Carol, you're right, that wasn't a very bright thing to do," said the teacher, "but this once I'll let you just unfold the paper and hand it in."
"Oh, but that won't work," said Carol, looking even sadder. "You see, the plane was hijacked."

Categories: Airplane Jokes , School Jokes (Middle School Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Teacher Jokes)
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