Profession Jokes - Other Doctor Jokes

Cone Deaf

I was completely shocked today when my doctor told me I was color blind.
It came completely out of the green.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Disability Jokes (Blind Jokes) , One-Liner Jokes , Word Play Jokes , Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes)
Anonymous

Doctors to Change a Lightbulb

Q: How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Twenty: one primary care physician to change it and 19 specialists to take it apart and look at it under a microscope.

Categories: Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes) , Light Bulb Jokes , Riddles
Anonymous

Library Doctor

A blonde goes into a library and says, "Hello. I'm here to see the doctor." The librarian replies, "This is a library." So the blonde lowers her voice and says, "Oh sorry!" Then whispers, "I'm here to see the doctor."

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Dumb Blonde Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes)
Anonymous