Profession Jokes - Other Doctor Jokes

Translation

A woman goes with her husband to the doctor for his exam. After the exam, the doctor pulls the wife aside and says: “Your husband is suffering from severe long-term stress, and he is a good candidate for a heart attack or stroke. If you don’t do the following three things, he will surely die. First, every morning fix him a healthy breakfast. Second, when he gets home make him a warm, nutritious dinner, and don’t burden him with household chores. Third, have sex with him several times a week.” On the way home, the husband asks the wife, “I saw the doctor talking to you and he looked serious. What did he say?” Wife: “He says you’re gonna die.”

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Going to Die Jokes)
Anonymous

Polish Eyes

A polish man goes to the eye doctor and looks at the chart - P Z C R K I C H. The doctor asks, "Can you see them?"
The man says, "See them? That's his cousin."

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Polish Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes)
Anonymous

She Said, He Said

She said, "Kiss me doctor!" Doctor said, "I can't as we doctors have an ethics standard that does not allow us to kiss our patients, in fact, I really shouldn't be fucking you."

Categories: Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes) , Sex Jokes (One Night Stand Jokes)
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