Profession Jokes - Other Doctor Jokes

A Surgeon, an Architect and a Politician

A surgeon and an architect, both English, were joined by an Irish politician, and all fell to arguing as to whose profession was the oldest. Said the surgeon, "Eve was made from Adam's rib, and that surely was a surgical operation." "Maybe," said the architect, "but prior to that, order was created out of chaos, and that was an architectural job." "Sure now," interrupted the politician, "but somebody created the chaos first."

Categories: Profession Jokes (Politician Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Irish Jokes)
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Invisble Man Here to See You

Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room.
Doctor: Tell him I can't see him now. Next.

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes)
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Anonymous

Quick Wit

An older guy goes to the doctor’s office to ask about getting a prescription for Viagra. He’s in the waiting room when the woman at the reception desk calls his name and says, for everyone to hear, “Mr. Herder, You’re here to see the doctor about your impotence, right?” The guy is mortified. “No,” he says, just as loudly. “I’m looking into getting a sex change operation, and I was hoping to get the same doctor who did yours.”

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Insult Jokes (Stupid Insults) , Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Viagra Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Transvestite Jokes)
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