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No Milk
Q: What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
A: An udder failure!
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Sick Pig
Q: Why do pigs never recover from illness?
A: Because you have to kill them before you cure them!
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Aggie and Longhorn Ranching
An Aggie and a Longhorn had just bought a ranch together, so they were driving the fence line to check everything out when they came upon a goat with his head stuck in a fence. So the Longhorn gets out of the truck, looks around, and then starts screwing the goat. He gets finished, takes a step back, ands asks the Aggie, "Hey, you want a piece of this?" The Aggie says, "Yeah, but do I have to stick my head in the fence?"
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