Profession Jokes

Give Them a Shock

Q: Why do psychiatrists give their patients shock treatment?
A: To prepare them for the bill!

Categories: Profession Jokes (Psychiatrist Jokes) , Riddles
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Cowboy's Mustache

Q: Why did the cowboy have shit in his mustache?
A: 'Cuz he'd been lookin' for love in all the wrong places.

Categories: Profession Jokes (Cowboy Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Gay Jokes) , Riddles
Anonymous

Becoming a Hitman

I'm thinking of becoming a hitman... Yeah, I heard they make a killing.

Categories: One-Liner Jokes , Profession Jokes (Criminal Jokes)
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