Profession Jokes

Cowboy's Mustache

Q: Why did the cowboy have shit in his mustache?
A: 'Cuz he'd been lookin' for love in all the wrong places.

Anonymous

Becoming a Hitman

I'm thinking of becoming a hitman... Yeah, I heard they make a killing.

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Anonymous

Madame President

Q: What would a female president's husband be called?
A: Bill Clinton.

Anonymous