Profession Jokes

Teacher's Favorite

Q: What is a teacher's favorite state?
A: Pennysylvania

Categories: Riddles (Riddles for Kids) , School Jokes (Elementary School Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Teacher Jokes)
Anonymous

Flight Attendant Booty Call

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I push my beverage cart by you again?

Categories: Sex Jokes (Booty Call Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Flight Attendant Jokes)
Anonymous

Milking the Cow

A farmer was in a bar drinking and looking all depressed. His friend asked him why he was looking depressed and he replied, "Some things you just can't explain. This morning I was outside milking. As soon as the bucket was fill the cow kicked it down with his left foot so I tied up his left to a pole. I began to fill up the bucket again and he kicked it down with his right foot, so I tied his right to a pole too. As soon as I finished milkin' him again he knocked down the bucket with his with his tail and I took off my belt and tied up his tail with my belt. As I was tying up his tail, my pants dropped down, then my wife came out and well, trust me, some things you just can't explain!

Categories: Bar Jokes , Profession Jokes (Farmer Jokes)
Anonymous