Young Jewish Man

A Jewish young man was seeing a psychiatrist for an eating and sleeping disorder. "I am so obsessed with my mother... As soon as I go to sleep, I start dreaming, and everyone in my dream turns into my mother. I wake up insuch a state, all I can do is go downstairs and eat a piece of toast." The psychiatrist replies: "What, just one piece of toast, for a big boy like you?"

Only Smaller

This girl walks in to a doctors office and she asks "What's a phallic symbol? Doctor says "you're kidding.." Girl says "no! I don't know! What's a phallic symbol?" Doctor pulls his pants and underwear down and says "You see? This is a phallic symbol!" Girl says "Oh! It's just like a penis, only smaller"

Redneck Check Up

A redneck felt sick and decided to go to the doctor. The doctor examined him. "I can't seem to find the problem, but I think it has something to do with alcohol." "Well," said the redneck, "then I'll come back when you're sober.'