Profession Jokes

Dyslexic Engineer

Q: Why did the dyslexic engineer fail college?
A: Because he didn't understand psychics.

Anonymous

Impatient

Doctor: How many drinks do you have in a week?
Patient: I don't know, I'm an alcoholic not a fucking accountant

Anonymous

Harry Butt

There was once was a blonde woman who had just bought a house. She called it Harrybutt. She had a child and named in Crack. She lost Crack and couldn't find him. So she called the police and said, "I looked all over my Harrybutt and couldn't find my Crack!"

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