Programmer's Wife

A programmers wife asks him to run to the store and get a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen.
He returns with 12 loaves of bread.

New Lumberjack

A lumberjack new to the job had trouble meeting his quota. He worked as hard as he could, but still he could only chop down two or three trees in a day. His supervisor noticed this, and asked what was wrong. Maybe his chainsaw was broken. The supervisor turned it on, but it was working fine. The lumberjack looked incredibly startled and asked, "What's that noise?"

Sexy Farm Music

A farmer goes to the flea market and buys a brown chicken and a brown cow. The guy behind the desk hand him his change and burst out laughing. "What's so funny?" asks the farmer. "Brown-chick-a-brown-cow!"