Mesothelioma

Q: How do doctors treat mesothelioma?
A: Asbestos they can.

How Did You Do That?

A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. "You'll get your chance in court," said the desk sergeant. "No, no, no!" said the man. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for years!"

I'd Do Anything

A student comes to a young professor's office. She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly. "I would do anything to pass this exam." She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully into his eyes. "I mean," she whispers, "I would do ANYTHING!!"  He returns her gaze. "Anything??"  "Yes!  Anything!", She says. His voice turns to a whisper, "Would you...study??"