Profession Jokes

You Should Diet

Trish: My stomach is getting awfully big, doctor.
Doctor: You should diet.
Trish: Really? What color?

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Origin of Lawyers

An anxious woman goes to her doctor.
"Doctor," she asks nervously, "Can you get pregnant from anal sex?"
"Certainly," replies the doctor, "Where do you think lawyers come from?"

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Operation Fish

Q: Which fish can perform operations?
A: A sturgeon.

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