Be There Soon

We took my new girlfriend's car to visit my mother.  We had a tire go flat and stopped to change it.  I called my mom, told her we would be late because my girlfriend had a puncture.  "Oh Ken," she sighed, "I thought you had a real one this time."

Common Brands Condom Style

• Nike Condoms: Just do it.
• Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker.
• Macintosh Condoms: It does more, it costs less, its that simple.
• California Lotto Condoms: Who's next?
• McDonalds Condom: One Billion Served.
• Energizer Condom: It keeps going and going and going...
• Bandai Condoms: Action Satisfaction.

Geology Word Plays

If you are a real geologist, you probably enjoy transferring geology vocabulary into everyday situations. For example, if you agree with what someone has said, you may say, "You breccia!" or "My sediments exactly!" And if you are not pleased with the person's statement, you may resort to the old: "That's not gneiss!"