Word Play Jokes

HIV

I'll say one thing for HIV patients, they're always positive.

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Written By: KielPhillips

Magic Slide

Paddy Englishman, Paddy Scotchman and Paddy Irishman come across a magic slide. The slide operator tells them when they slide down, whatever they shout out for is what they will land in at the bottom. Paddy Englishman goes first and yells, "Gold!" and lands in gold. Paddy Scotsman goes next and screams, "Silver!" so he lands in silver. Paddy Irishman looks down the slide and, being afraid of heights, closes his eyes and jumps, crying out, "OH SH*T!"

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Submitted BY: Irish

Fortune Teller

All of the fortune tellers I've met are either really depressing or overly enthusiastic.
Why can't I find a happy medium?

Anonymous