Word Play Jokes

Homing Pigeon

You can never lose a homing pigeon - if your homing pigeon doesn't come back, what you've lost is a pigeon.

Anonymous

Minnesota Vikings

Q: How many Vikings does it take to win a SuperBowl?
A: Nobody knows!

Anonymous

Calf's Tail and a Tie

Q: What is the difference between a calf's tail and a tie?
A: The calf's tail hides the entire a**hole.

Anonymous