Word Play Jokes

Lucky Frogs

Q: Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
A: Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times!

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Anonymous

Trash Talk

HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A SMILE....

1. Open a new file in your computer.

2. Name it 'Barack Obama'.

3. Send it to the Recycle Bin.

4. Empty the Recycle Bin.

5. Your PC will ask you: 'Do you really want to get rid
of 'Barack Obama?'

6. Firmly Click 'Yes.'

7. Feel better?

GOOD - Tomorrow we'll do Nancy Pelosi!

Anonymous

Constipation

One day a kid asked his friend if he'd seen the movie ''constipation?'' His friend replied "no". ''yeah...'' he said ''it never came out.

Anonymous