Follow Instructions

When I'm at the opera, I hate those long solo numbers they do. Someone gave me a spray that will make it pass quickly.
The instructions on the bottle read "Spread over a large aria"

Office Store Accident

Horrific accident at the office supply store. Luckily there were no fatalities, but everyone was taken to hospital. Doctors say they're in a staple condition.

Career Move

After I'd accepted the job in Pyongyang over the one in Seoul, I realized I'd made a terrible Korea move.