Joke for the DJ

A guy calls into a radio station and he says he has a joke for the DJ. The DJ goes, "Alright, let's hear it." The guy goes, "What has a 2 inch penis and hangs down?" The DJ says, "I dunno, what?" The guy says, "A bat. What has a 12 inch penis and hangs up?" The DJ replies, "I dunno, what?" Next thing the DJ hears is a dial tone.

Witchy Christmas

Q: What do witches sing at Christmas?
A: "Deck the halls with poison ivy!"

Expression

Just been to see a kangaroo that can perform mime.
It was a Marceau-pial.